All Technicalities Count or Judaism As Law

Judaism is a legal religion, and the Jewish legal literature is in large part
case law—rabbis addressing specific cases and problems rather than conducting
rarefied philosophical discussions. - Haim Watzman

Jewish Wisdom or My "Messiah" Expectations

Don't know if I believe in an actual individual type "Messiah". But if there is one, I completly expect this quote to be true.

"The Messiah will come only when he is no longer necessary; he will come only on the day after his arrival." - Franz Kafka, "Parables"

My Peanut Gallery or With A Little Help From My Friends

"With friends like these, who needs enemas?"

The New Cribbage Champion or Tonight I Think Therefore

"Tonight I am! But tomorrow may be different."

Like a WHAT? or A Favorite Heinlien Quote

Taken completely out of context...

"... a clit like a banana."